We start out
staring through a rain-drenched bus window at a rain-drenched landscape, so
right away we now that this song is either about emotional devastation or
Seattle. Cut to Phillip, not rain-drenched at the moment, as he strums his
guitar and launches into the song. He doesn’t seem to be very happy, refusing
to look at the camera or brush his hair. Then again, I didn’t watch him on American Idol and maybe this is how he
always looks. In any case, he’s not smiling, probably because everything around him is
so wet.
Oh look, now
we’re somewhere else where it’s not raining, still traveling along in the tour
bus and staring at a forest where we have really big trees and no visible signs
of obnoxious people. (I make a mental note to move there as soon as this song
is over.) Then we’re back with Phillip inside the bus, with him still strumming
and not looking or brushing. There appear to be other people around him,
discreetly doing things that do not involve a guitar or bothering Phillip in
any way. This is a very quiet tour bus, not at all like I would have imagined, filled
with noise and activity and hookers on flying trapezes. Perhaps I’ve been
watching the wrong movies.
Things pick up a
bit as the peppier part of the song kicks in, with the camera starting to jump
around. We get a nice tribute to that Talking Heads video with the dashed line
in the middle of the road, then someone (possibly Phillip, not clear) shoves
his hand out the window so he can mess with the wind and do that roller coaster
thing you did as a kid until your parents yelled at you to shut the window
before your arm snapped off and the guitar lessons suddenly proved pointless.
This travelling
on the bus thing goes on for a while, with lots of shots involving Phillip
stroking his instrument, writing a song or possibly doing homework at some
table, the bus driver chewing on a toothpick with a determination that is quite
startling, rusty diner signs flashing by, more places where it rains, and a
complete lack of the nearly-naked women that one typically finds in music
videos. (Was there a recall of some kind? A health issue?)
Then we
apparently stop the bus somewhere, a place where they let Phillip out of his
cage so he can stretch his legs and maybe sniff a fire hydrant or two. He
wanders the sidewalks for a bit, possibly looking for that street with no name,
then they make him get back on the bus because we have things to do and revenue
to produce so we can make the payments on the tour bus.
We eventually get
to a concert venue of some kind, with Phillip and some official-looking woman
wandering around backstage and then riding in an elevator. Phillip finally
smiles, so I’m guessing he prefers being onstage rather than making art films
about the loneliness and wetness of travel. The arena is packed with thousands
of those people who whoop and holler because they aren’t let out of the house
often enough. Which is fine by Phillip, as he launches into his set and tries
not to look at the three judges with their Coke tumblers who will grade his
performance when he’s done.
Back to the bus
so Phillip can nod his head as he sings the fun chorus of the song and do some
more of his algebra homework. (He crosses out a lot of his answers, so math may
not be his specialty.) Then we’ve got more scenery to watch outside the bus,
like more trees and diners and this one odd man who glares back like we were the ones who caused him to
mysteriously lose his shirt at some point during the day. We stop for coffee
and eggs at one of those diners, which has apparently been cleared of the
common people so Phillip can concentrate on looking moody for the camera.
Then we’re off
again, with more pretty images that would make a fine travel brochure, followed
by additional concert footage where it’s refreshing to see that Phillip is
still at that “I just want to sing songs for my fans” stage of his career and
not the “my stage shows have to be so busy and explosive that we have to put a
seizure warning on the tickets”. Oh, and we also stop at some guitar shop that
gets Phillip so excited that he has to hoist things in the air and do what
might be a jig of triumph on the sidewalk outside.
And that’s about
it, really. We spend the rest of our time alternating between the concert shots
(fans going rabid with excitement and possible intimate satisfaction of some
kind) and Phillip doing things he does when not in the same room with thousands
of people who have paid good money to possibly touch his shoe during a brief
security lapse. Interestingly enough, almost all of these scenes involve
guitars in some way. Apparently Phillip really, really likes playing one. Which
is also refreshing, in this modern music scene where most “singers” have never
actually seen a musical instrument.
Oh, and they also
let Phillip run around in nature a couple more times, usually in very small
towns where the few citizens have not quite figured out that newfangled “TV”
thing and have no idea who Phillip is. (It’s so much easier to do crowd control
when there’s no crowd to control.) But Phillip does manage to give a small
concert anyway, in a tiny little place where two of the patrons have to leave
just so Phillip can get his guitar in the door.
The final stretch
of the video, where Phillip and the backup singers are happily doing that
“oh-oh-oh” chorus with the nice marching-band percussion, is just a series of
rapid-fire images. The tour bus that apparently never stops moving, the concert
snippets with frenzied fans contemplating the launching of panties, a
late-night acoustic jam-fest that may have involved alcohol, more small towns
where everyone knows exactly whom you’ve slept with, and the long and winding
road.
We fade out with
Phillip gazing out the tour bus window as another rainstorm rumbles over the
mountain tops. Poor Phillip. Maybe he should talk to his handlers about booking
a tour that doesn’t involve constant wetness and things that drip…
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