Note: We’ll have to do the timestamp thing with this one. We’re in a quaint little village somewhere, a place where everyone seems to be very happy and they all have a terrific sense of rhythm…
0:03 A bunch of colorful fruits fly past one side of the camera, perhaps a tribute to an after-hours party at a gay club.
0:06 Michael first appears, barefoot and straddling a horse-drawn wagon, letting us know that he’s down-to-earth and folksy. He also lets us know that he’s very popular by waving to various people who may or may not know who he actually is.
0:10 First appearance of a gaggle of dancing street-women who become progressively more aggressive as the song bops along.
0:17 Michael starts singing and lets us know a few more things about himself, such as a fondness for arm-waving and an inability to remain still.
0:24 Some random man either greets us with a tropical hand gesture or flips us off in a show of gang-based dominance. Not clear.
0:25 A bored circus acrobat.
0:28 Random woman is startled to find a urine specimen on her window sill and wonders who might have left it there.
0:34 Affectionate lesbians followed by a set of young girls running away from doing something they probably weren’t supposed to be doing.
0:37 Pack of shirtless boys jumps off a roof because there’s nothing good on TV.
0:44 Michael practices posing for a toothpaste commercial.
0:48 Geeky boy and girl run away from the camera, making them the only two on the island who don’t want to participate in spontaneous street dancing.
0:56 Confused but happy woman is not aware that she has apparently lost her blouse at some point.
1:03 Second in a series of startling close-ups of Michael’s feet. Not really seeing the need for this mess, but nobody asked me.
1:10 Fool playing with a snake, like this is advisable in any way.
1:15 Even grandma has the music in her. Yay!
1:25 Michael struts through someone’s hanging laundry, just because it’s there, then we cut to a probably-drunk man who clearly wins the award for questionable facial hair.
1:36 The wild-abandon street dancers kick it up another notch, clapping and swiveling and shimmying. The only thing that can really explain this is tequila.
1:48 Starting to get annoyed by the boys in that drum corps. Yes, they have great rhythmic skills, but I can only watch someone beat something with a stick for so long before I start to get a little paranoid.
1:58 Boys are still jumping off that roof. You’d think by now that someone would have told them that this is not one of their better game-play ideas. Or maybe this is local population control. Who knows.
2:06 Something shocking is happening in the booty of that woman’s dress. I hope she’s okay.
2:12 Lots more street dancers, all of them having attended the school of “use your breasts whenever possible”.
2:22 Another example of the mysterious booty invasion.
2:27 Did the Supremes get back together?
2:44 Barber trims boys hair while dancing and barely able to hold onto the clippers. Avoid this salon if at all possible.
2:52 The cast of “Stomp” makes a cameo appearance.
2:56 Unexplained martial arts sequence. With old people.
3:05 Montage of people kissing, some of them clearly not wanting to do so but the pay must have been good, and other people saying “I love you” to the camera, which is a bit forward, since we barely know each other, but as long as they still have some of that tequila around, it’s all good.
3:39 The video winds down with Michael in the middle of yet another street crowd, bouncing with far more energy than should naturally occur in the human body. But everybody seems to be happy, and you know the wrap party must have been a hoot…
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