Saturday, November 5, 2011
Lifehouse - “All In”
Okay, folks, this is basically concert footage with no story, so we’ll have to do the time-stamp thing where I totally make things up. Here we go…
0:02 Apparently there’s a hyperactive but very rhythmic woodpecker loose in the building.
0:07 The drummer gets electrocuted. Guess they better hire that woodpecker.
0:10 Apparently there’s only one porta-potty for miles around.
0:20 Impromptu Beatles tribute.
0:29 Jesus descends from heaven to play guitar. That was sweet of Him.
0:39 Band member is very uncertain about things like video cameras and hairbrushes.
0:43 Lead singer Jason confuses headphones with binoculars.
0:48 Group hug to celebrate the arrival of clean underwear.
0:54 Handy list of code phrases for sexual acts, to be handed out to approved groupies.
1:02 Brief glimpse of Child of the Corn in audience. (Run!)
1:09 Jason doesn’t want us to say anything about the mishap with the vodka.
1:15 Jason tackles much larger band member. Assuming that somebody ate the last bit of something when it wasn’t theirs to eat.
1:22 Spotlights search for Waldo. Find marijuana smoke instead.
1:36 Jason risks life by touching people who may not be sanitary.
1:41 Super ugly couch scares all.
1:51 Teenyboppers fondle a passing Jason, reach pinnacle of their otherwise unimportant lives. Joblessness in future.
1:55 What’s up with the walking stick?
2:02 Jason forgets where the stage is. (Pssst. Head toward the light. No, really.)
2:18 Very odd dance routine that might be part of a tribal sacrifice.
2:23 Unidentified person with massive amounts of air is very proud of himself, wears t-shirt proclaiming own greatness.
2:42 Flannel never dies.
2:47 Jesus identifies gummy bear that has sinned greatly.
2:59 Jason struts down music-fashion runway in Milan.
3:08 Jesus turns water into guitar.
3:17 Jason kills creepy bug with karate move.
3:20 Something electrical explodes. No one cares.
3:29 Groupies audition large mouths.
3:31 Jason spies truth about band member’s manhood.
3:36 Another odd dance move, this one celebrating truckers and the rigs they drive.
3:40 17 roadies cannot figure out how to close purple curtain.
3:42 Band member points out Amelia Earhart in audience.
4:01 Entire audience loses natural skin tone after eating suspect nachos.
4:04 Band gets word that Barry Manilow is in da house, ends set and rushes backstage for festivities and more dancing.
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